News Flash! You & Your Blog Suck!

So here we go again… Tainted has found herself annoyed; not only about the expatriate community here, but also bloggers in general. Sam once gave all you bloggers tips on what he thinks is proper blogging etiquette should be, now it’s my turn.

The blogging world does not needMore Copy & Paste News Blogs. First of all, we’ve already got the queen of that around here, there’s no fucking way you and your amateur posting skills are going to conquer her lifelong quest to get to where she is. And at least, when she adds a comment at the bottom of her copied work, she proves to know how to write with skill. Second, if people really want the fucking news, they’ll go to a local news site. Here, let me link a few for you (and them), Gulf News, Khaleej Times, 7 Days; and 7 Days, even has a fucking comment section where you can discuss and make you damn opinion known (and I’m pretty fucking sure a newspaper comment will get far more views than a damn blog comment). You’ll note, that most of us UAE bloggers have local news sites linked somewhere on the front fucking page of our blogs.

The blogging world is also already fucking saturated with UAE National bashers. Seriously, what’s the online ratio of English-speaking-local bashers verses English-speaking-defenders? For fucks sakes, locals are the fucking minority in this country off-line, how the fuck do they manage to get under your skin so? Are you that fucking insecure, jealous, envious, uneducated, ignorant or just fucking spiteful? Or is your self-esteem just shot so far to hell that you need to join the group; the biggest group you can find to feel like you belong? Get bullied in school? Feel like you need payback? If that’s the case, get some fucking therapy in your own damn country and come back later.

And above all that, you know what no one needs anywhere? Dipshits who speak as if they’re talking legitimate facts about EVERYTHING with NOTHING to base their statements on! No one likes your type off-line, don’t expect people to like you online. That’s right, don’t bother going into religion, law, health, fucking astrophysics if you haven’t the slightest insight into these topics, other than what you’d like to presume from what your single minded head has heard someplace.

What’s that? You think that’s just what I do? Here ya go asshole, a list of things I know nothing about and thus DON’T state solid facts about:

1) Your mama
2) Cloning
3) Mongolia
4) Technology
5) Geography
6) Rock Polishing
7) Architecture
8) S&M
9) Spontaneous Combustion
10) The Pope

Is ten enough? Or would you like more?

A few other things, no one gives a shit how many views you’re getting on your blog, or how popular you are in cyberspace. People came to you before you went on about that bullshit, because that’s when you were saying something interesting.

A cyber kiss just isn’t the same as a real one.

And, if you have to keep begging people to come to your blog, it’s a sure fucking sign that you’re doing it wrong. Is it possible you can’t write? Do you ramble inconsistently without staying on a single topic? Have nothing new or interesting to say? Are just wasting more fucking space begging for attention and sympathy from strangers?

All of these things are getting on my damn nerves. And while I’m on about my nerves, so are the stupid fucking pop-up boxes so many of you have for your comments on your blogs. They take forever to load and piss me off, in many cases, depriving you of whatever I was going to say. And believe it or not, sometimes, I have nice things to say.

Now, do yourself a favor and make your way over to Sam’s blog, find his insight on this topic combine it with mine and see where the fuck you’re going wrong.