Personal Lubricants
Once upon a time Dubai was a sex-free city. At least that’s what the supermarkets, drugstores & petrol stations would have had you believe. I remember people whispering over the counter to the pharmacist in the pharmacy for a tube of KY – as if they were ashamed to be purchasing it. Over the past few years though, things have changed. One of the most notable of all is the availability of condoms, delay sprays and personal lubricants available right off the shelf in most public shopping places. Unfortunately, we’ve still got a long way to go when it comes to sex paraphernalia. Customs will still stop you for attempting to bring handcuffs or vibrators through the airport. But I’m not going on about that. I’m gonna talk about and evaluate personal lube for you.
Available in Dubai:
Durex Play
Probably the most common lube found in every supermarket in the United Arab Emirates, Durex Play comes in two types, Heat & Regular. Seems to me like Durex has replaced KY, as it’s about the only lube I’ve seen here in years (unless you count the next one I’ll share with you).
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Scent: Unscented
Taste: Like sugar-coated-shit, literally
Texture: Sticky, honey-like, and disgusting. MUST shower immediately after use.
Comments: The heat one induces a sensational tingle, but the truth be told, the taste combined with the feeling that you’re covered in sticky molasses means this lube is a bigger turn off than turn on.
NITRO Canada
This ‘Love Gel Foam’ was found in some remote market in the middle of Ajman. I assure you, it has yet to hit the shelves in Canada.
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Scent: Like Indian curry. I’m not joking.
Taste: Like Indian curry with ginseng.
Texture: A combination of the water and the backside of duct-tape.
Comments: I recommend this product is used for anything but a personal lubricant. It is worth purchasing for the literature found on the back though. My favorite lines for your entertainment, “A Wondrous Love Gel Foam This gel foam is a highly potent sexual excitant for ladies. The culmination of years research and the experience of experts in herbal extract. It regulate the function of the vagina system. After use. The vagina becomes nicely moisturized and lubricated right away.” Even the sales pitch (what I can make of it) has me questioning whether this ‘lube’ is for the woman or the man!?
Available Abroad:
KY Sensual Mist
Available in any supermarket or drug store in Canada.
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Scent: Unscented
Taste: Tasteless
Texture: Smooth, just like regular KY. Gets a little sticky when drying, but nothing too torturous.
Comments: Great for when there’s simply no time to waste fucking around.
KY Touch Massage: Fireside
Available in any supermarket or drug store in Canada.
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Scent: Floral & Spicy, 100% fantastic.
Taste: Tasteless
Texture: Silky and sensual. A massage oil, plus personal lube (so long as you’re not using latex condoms), this is a brilliant product, with no sticky after-feel.
Comments: My favorite; even though this is supposed to warm against the breath and it doesn’t necessarily do that. I will have someone bring more in once my bottle finishes. Either that or I’ll petition some company to import it.
KY Touch Massage: Warming Personal Lube
Available in any supermarket or drug store in Canada.
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Scent: Unscented
Taste: Tasteless
Texture: Similar to regular KY, far less sticky than Durex Play.
Comments: Warms as promised. For those sensitive to smell or using Latex condoms, this is a must have; another one worth petitioning.
Last time you left the UAE… What unavailables did YOU bring back with you? And what did you forget to bring?
Available in Dubai:
Durex Play
Probably the most common lube found in every supermarket in the United Arab Emirates, Durex Play comes in two types, Heat & Regular. Seems to me like Durex has replaced KY, as it’s about the only lube I’ve seen here in years (unless you count the next one I’ll share with you).
![Image Hosted by ImageShack.us](http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1276/23102006515jq4.jpg)
Scent: Unscented
Taste: Like sugar-coated-shit, literally
Texture: Sticky, honey-like, and disgusting. MUST shower immediately after use.
Comments: The heat one induces a sensational tingle, but the truth be told, the taste combined with the feeling that you’re covered in sticky molasses means this lube is a bigger turn off than turn on.
NITRO Canada
This ‘Love Gel Foam’ was found in some remote market in the middle of Ajman. I assure you, it has yet to hit the shelves in Canada.
![Image Hosted by ImageShack.us](http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5518/23102006520yr1.jpg)
Scent: Like Indian curry. I’m not joking.
Taste: Like Indian curry with ginseng.
Texture: A combination of the water and the backside of duct-tape.
Comments: I recommend this product is used for anything but a personal lubricant. It is worth purchasing for the literature found on the back though. My favorite lines for your entertainment, “A Wondrous Love Gel Foam This gel foam is a highly potent sexual excitant for ladies. The culmination of years research and the experience of experts in herbal extract. It regulate the function of the vagina system. After use. The vagina becomes nicely moisturized and lubricated right away.” Even the sales pitch (what I can make of it) has me questioning whether this ‘lube’ is for the woman or the man!?
Available Abroad:
KY Sensual Mist
Available in any supermarket or drug store in Canada.
![Image Hosted by ImageShack.us](http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7823/23102006519mz2.jpg)
Scent: Unscented
Taste: Tasteless
Texture: Smooth, just like regular KY. Gets a little sticky when drying, but nothing too torturous.
Comments: Great for when there’s simply no time to waste fucking around.
KY Touch Massage: Fireside
Available in any supermarket or drug store in Canada.
![Image Hosted by ImageShack.us](http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5387/23102006516iz4.jpg)
Scent: Floral & Spicy, 100% fantastic.
Taste: Tasteless
Texture: Silky and sensual. A massage oil, plus personal lube (so long as you’re not using latex condoms), this is a brilliant product, with no sticky after-feel.
Comments: My favorite; even though this is supposed to warm against the breath and it doesn’t necessarily do that. I will have someone bring more in once my bottle finishes. Either that or I’ll petition some company to import it.
KY Touch Massage: Warming Personal Lube
Available in any supermarket or drug store in Canada.
![Image Hosted by ImageShack.us](http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1734/23102006517xt7.jpg)
Scent: Unscented
Taste: Tasteless
Texture: Similar to regular KY, far less sticky than Durex Play.
Comments: Warms as promised. For those sensitive to smell or using Latex condoms, this is a must have; another one worth petitioning.
Last time you left the UAE… What unavailables did YOU bring back with you? And what did you forget to bring?
9 Comments:
God saves the x queen...amen.
LOL tainted. Thanks for the information we will be on the look out - not that Dubai's men need it, by the time we get it rubbed on they are all usually done!
BF,
I already told you to get the fuck off my thrown and give me my crown back. Don't make me repeat myself again.
And SandD...
You're dealing with the wrong men. LOL! The last post was an ode to you and your blog. Seriously... You girls are something else.
A pleasure to meet you, really.
Those who love (to see) scandal published broadcast among the Believers, will have a grievous Penalty in this life and in the Hereafter: Allah knows, and ye know not.
[20] Were it not for the grace and mercy of Allah on you, and that Allah is full of kindness and mercy, (ye would be ruined indeed).
Woooooooooo...Im so very afraid...pls dont send me to the dungeon...pls dont!
My madame, u told me b4 you have decided to be a commoner that's why i treated u with no reverence...hoping you come to your senses and back to your throne...seems working...i will wait a little while to be doubly sure...lol
Hahaha! This post had me laughing out loud, Tainted. I hope these lubricants don't have any long-term side effects on the "vagina system."
EWWWW! Out of sheer curiousity (and decadence) I did try the Durex HEAT and there was no heat no tingle nothing but a nasty sensation of having nasty icky sticky snotty WANT TO WASH IT ALL OFF NOW. Like kids craft Glue.
I tell ya. Its all a rip off.
I huffed and puffed and blew the house down, and like heloooooo whens this gonna warm up?
As for the taste. NO WAY !! Was I gonna go there.
Lizza... ;) Glad to make you smile.
And Kaya... You have to BLOW on it.
Tainted - you saucy minx!
roflmao!!
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