You can not rape the willing.
I was thinking about the people around here I’d like to kidnap and why. The first few people who popped into my head were MD, and Sam. MD, because I met this wonderful woman this morning over lunch and coffee and I think she could use a break; and Sam because he’s quickly becoming one of my favorite people around here; and he’s already planning on coming back to the UAE so he’s an easy target.
I was thinking up sophisticated plans about how I’d pull off each attempt without hurting either of them, right down to where I’d buy the cuffs to keep them in, and blind-folds to block their vision, until I revealed the identity of their kidnapper, and giggled the whole thing off.
But then I realized something… I don’t want to be the kidnapper. I want to be kidnapped. I’m sick of being in control of my life. I suck at decision making. I want someone else to do it for a while. I really do.
I was thinking up sophisticated plans about how I’d pull off each attempt without hurting either of them, right down to where I’d buy the cuffs to keep them in, and blind-folds to block their vision, until I revealed the identity of their kidnapper, and giggled the whole thing off.
But then I realized something… I don’t want to be the kidnapper. I want to be kidnapped. I’m sick of being in control of my life. I suck at decision making. I want someone else to do it for a while. I really do.
19 Comments:
Does Halliburton pay well? I'm interested in applying.
emo boy, you the one emailing me?
And you work in Halliburton?
What the HELL were you on about in those emails then?! Why can't you entertain yourself in any of the ways I suggested?!
hmm...
some chick wants to kidnap me;
I don't know how to react.
Bored, and stalking me?!
LOL. Glad I can be your entertainment. But in your email, you made it sound like there was no way out of what you were in?
And Sam.. SMILE. That's how.
If you ever get kidnapped, cut off your tounge and me would like to keep it as a souvenier:D
Of you can kidnap me and cut it off yourself.
where did you go to lunch?
Kidnap them both and come to Canada, I would like to meet them too.
Hot Lemon& Honey - Why do all the hardwork in kidnapping her, anyway shez a full loss. Will just deport her to you. Expect a parcel by DHL soon
lol Emaraty! FedEx is faster.
HL! Umwah! I hope you're wonderful.
Emaraty...maybe deporting her to me will be the best thing you can do to both of us (me and her)..
Whats with this deporting business anyways..I am allergic to this word.
emaratyyyyyyyyy...it is *TONGUE for GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
tainted, kidnapppppppp meeeeeeeee :P and we'll have a blogger pardyyyyy!
who manboy and mangurl? dengrous boy/gurl wannabe? ;)
"emaratyyyyyyyyy...it is *TONGUE for GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think I got it now :D
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whatz with this banana guy ?
http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/Funny/banana!-dance.gif
i have a friend...he's good with ropes and whip..keen to check him out? i could arrange..:)
emaraty:
al7mdilla! ure in trouble if u make the same mistake again :@
lolllll tainted :D
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