Saturday, May 20, 2006

By the Way…

You all better be careful. The last time I was at my Mama’s house… I showed her how to access the blogs, added mine to her favorites list, and even taught her how to make comments and such.

I’m sure she’ll be popping in here every now and then. You all be careful, you wouldn’t want the raging mother of I on your ass for being an asshole to me.

Trust me, teachers have been fired, judges have gone mad, lawyers have lost their way, and psycho-doctors have lost their sanity, all thanks to my mommy, in my defense.

Mom, you remember the ‘Shhhhhhhhhhh!’ Stupid-Fucking-Dr-Shrink-Man, now don’t you?

From here on out, you all need to be good to me.

NaNeeNaNeeBooBa!

13 Comments:

Blogger black feline said...

Your highness...we welcome the Empress Dowager to your blog...your humble servants and subjects at her service!

7:34 PM, May 20, 2006  
Blogger Dry Gin Martini said...

eeeeeeeeeeep!!!

9:11 PM, May 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

halaaa! XD

I hear the Adam's family theme song playing! ;P

10:42 PM, May 20, 2006  
Blogger BuJ said...

tainted got a pic now .. interesting!

i thought it would a pic of a painted nail rather than spikes on a ball :)

does mom allow u to swear like that?

glad word verification is gone.. :)

... next blog to target will be sam's! but he has all these authorisation-two-step processes in place!

1:00 AM, May 21, 2006  
Blogger samuraisam said...

I could take word verification off on my blog, but having word verification stops any spam comments (there used to be hundreds of them); it may be a pain in the ass, but it saves commenting at the end of the day.

8:56 AM, May 21, 2006  
Blogger Anon said...

"Trust me, teachers have been fired, judges have gone mad, lawyers have lost their way, and psycho-doctors have lost their sanity, all thanks to my mommy"

So she's got a criminal record too then TF?

9:01 AM, May 21, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

LOL @ you all. I have no secrets from my mommy. And yes, she knows I have the mouth of a drunken sailor. She doesn’t necessarily approve, and does give me a hard time about it… but what can she do? I’m 25-fucking-years-old, and habits have already formed.

And UC, I’ll let her answer that for you. Expect a comment sometime today. She was reading last night, but forgot how to make comments. ;)

12:55 PM, May 21, 2006  
Blogger BuJ said...

sam.. well i guess ur blog gets hit much more than mine.. but i turned mine off a few months ago and got 2 or 3 spams in total.. and when i tried to find them i couldn't coz the smart pants spammer posted them on the archives.. and blogger does not tell u which post the comment is at (when it sends an e-mail notification)...

anywayz.. it's just a thought but i agree ur blog is in a different case to mine and perhaps tainted's

1:18 PM, May 21, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

YEAH! So chew on a cookie sam!

How dare you belittle yourself to thinking our blogs get as much attention as yours!

lol...

lurve you. (And I know I can get away with this sort of thing cause you're not on line just yet...)

1:25 PM, May 21, 2006  
Blogger Anon said...

"And UC, I’ll let her answer that for you. Expect a comment sometime today. She was reading last night, but forgot how to make comments. ;) "

Parkinsons is such a cruel disease!

1:25 PM, May 21, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

Ladies and gentlemen... Allow me to introduce my mom... calling herself 'basil'... based on her favorite, very fat, very fuzzy white cat.

3:51 PM, May 22, 2006  
Blogger BuJ said...

hi basil and welcome!

1:36 AM, May 24, 2006  
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