Sunday, March 19, 2006

Penis or no Penis, you’re still a bitch.

I could tell you all I’m a virgin, but it’d be a lie. I could tell you all I HATE SEX, but it’d also be a lie. And you’d be pretty stupid to believe either of those things.

I don’t have a penis and that’s the truth.

And since that’s the truth, before I move on to what this entry is supposed to be about, I’d like to take this opportunity to ask all those wonderful drug-companies, who think spam is a great marketing technique, to stop sending me discounted order information on Viagra or Penis Enlargement formulas. Appreciate it much.

Back to what I was saying; I don’t have a penis and I don’t really want one. Though, I have wondered what it would feel like to think with a blood filled vessel erected between my legs, rather than actual brain cells within my skull, that curiosity just isn’t enough to warrant a sex-change desire.

I’m female; all female. And I don’t hate sex.

I can look at a man and determine whether or not I think he is attractive, sexy, or even obtusely ugly, and base all future associations and interactions on that initial decision. I can decide whether or not I would be capable of sleeping with him almost immediately. I can determine which parts of his body turn me on, and which ones turn me off. I can determine that a particular man isn’t good for anything other than sex. I can hire a man for work, based solely on his looks. I can have 2 or 3 or 4 boyfriends in my life at one time. I can even attempt to get into a man’s pants using trickery, lies and deceit, if I so wanted to.

If I had a penis, these things would be perfectly acceptable, normal and even envied by some. My question now is what is it about this vulgar-looking, rather ugly growth between a man’s legs that makes the standards so opposing? What is it about a penis that makes this behavior from any person acceptable?

All of us, male or female have evil intentions or thoughts at one time or another. We’d like to beat someone, steal something, or lie. We’re only evil if we act on those intentions. Just the same, all of us, male or female, have sexual desire’s and needs, but we’re only a bitch when we act on those desires in inappropriate, shameful ways.

I don’t have a penis. I have natural human instincts and urges just like the next person, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to lie to you about them, with hopes you don’t classify me a bitch or whore. Because I can do these things, doesn’t mean I DO, do them. I respect myself. If you do act on these desires, male or female, YOU are the bitch.

A bitch is a bitch, penis or no penis.

**This is indirectly related to the whole ‘equal-sex’ discussion that seems to be taking place around here. If we’re going to talk about equality between the sexes at work, let’s talk about it on a more intimate level too. There’s no point having half a debate, is there?

27 Comments:

Blogger hannibal said...

the age old debate is'nt it?

a guy who fcks around is a 'stud'

a girl who fcks around is a 'slut'

guy is admired

girl is reviled

will society ever change its outlook?


and yes i get those irritating spam emails about penis enlargement myself. I replied to one once that i'm pretty happy with what God's given me... and guess what... i received 20 more within 30 minutes.

thats marketing for you eh?

3:58 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger samuraisam said...

First off, stupidity is universal; it transcends sex, race, religion, regime, theology, ideology, sexual orientation, and even whether or not you like salt and pepper on your French fries.
In my world you don’t get a cookie because you are female, and you don’t get a cookie because you are male, everyone is human, everyone is an idiot.
I think the same should go for classifying someone as a whore/not, unfortunately, from a realistic point of view that is the world we live in, no point in playing a violin, some things will never change.

4:04 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

Hannibal,

Why can't I find your blog? I mean I click on your name and it tells me your blog doesn't exist?!

Ohhh, this little woman, a small part of society has... As I stated I think they're all sluts.

4:05 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

Bs, my violin sounds so pretty Samuraisam...

4:07 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Balushi said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

4:36 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

Balushi...

In your line of thought a woman is capable of getting off more it should be her natural right to have more sex then, yeah?

Otherwise, you're suggesting the laws of physics are all wrong, and a coffee-cup should be able to contain two or more cups of coffee without over-flowing.

I think you think it's unfair because you're jealous.

And if you want (non-vulgar) facts for use in your next argument, a woman is able to climax multiple times during intercourse where as a man can only manage once. It does sound better for the woman, doesn't it? Only, it takes longer for a woman to climax, and many women have never actually had that expereince.

4:45 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Balushi said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

5:13 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

Balushi?

Seriously, How old are you?

‘Mojo’?
Is that supposed to be some sort of reference to a man's body part?

You sound like a young boy who has seen one too many sex movies, and had no real relationship experience.

Don't you care how you make yourself look?

Your words, your way of talking, and the blatantly obtuse opinions you spit insult Arabs – men and woman, the UAE, and the Balushi family; since you’ve given yourself this nickname.

I’d delete your posts for the sake of saving shame, but I’m hoping sooner or later, you’ll look over these things and realize what a fool you make yourself.

5:22 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Balushi said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

5:32 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

No honey,

English isn't an excuse. And if it is the reason, you should consider improving your language skills, because seriously...

You're acting like the stereotypical Ay-rab man the rest of the world despises.

Until these recent discussions with you, I didn't think that Ay-rab existed.

5:37 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Balushi said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

5:50 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Balushi said...

I am not going to do any more blogging!!!!! ALL THANKS TO YOU TAINTED-IN-UAE!!!!!!!!



Why dont yougo and starting dancing hah??????

why dont you Celebrate now!!!!!!



Next time dont u ever saying anything against Arabia or Arabs!!!!! becoz of me!!!!!

6:12 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger samuraisam said...

balushi what happened to your blog?

6:32 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger samuraisam said...

I give Tainted congratulations for killing off balushi!

6:40 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

How in the world did his lack of comprehension skills become my fault?

7:49 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Hot Lemon& Honey said...

Ok Tainted..what you didnt like about Balushi is the fact that he acted like men..I thought your "Ayrab" comment was uncalled for. Yes he is vulgar and rude at times but thats not because he is "Ayrab"...but I guess you do stereotype people like anybody else.

9:57 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger secretdubai said...

I thought your "Ayrab" comment was uncalled for.

That's not what she said - she said "like the stereotypical Ay-rab man the rest of the world despises."

There is an unfortunate stereotype that Arab men are sexist and overly hot-blooded/sexual. Regardless of accuracy or not, it exists. And balushi contributes to it: I've seen forums he also posts on, and he acts like a comedy broken-English pervert.

It's nothing to do with him being Arab, or even male, but the combination fuels the stereotype.

10:48 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Hot Lemon& Honey said...

:) I think Balushi is just trying to get a reaction..

11:01 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger samuraisam said...

I've never read balushi say where he is from before, not that I actually read his comments properly.

In other news, Tainted has attracted the whining anti-expat-whining brigade.

/me puts popcorn in microwave, this is going to be interesting.

11:10 PM, March 19, 2006  
Blogger Hot Lemon& Honey said...

Shut up Sam... its lame coming from anti_anything arab ... so just shut up...
go find a shawarma to keep you quiet

12:16 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger samuraisam said...

its lame coming from anti_anything arab

Are you insinuating that I am anti-arab?

Congratulations, you are the second person to have done that.

12:32 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Hot Lemon& Honey said...

sam...check your blog and responses ...you know you are...and maybe Im the second one who TELLS you that.
Anyways..Im not going to get into a conversation with you...you tend to use alot of bad language which I dont tolerate.

4:15 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger samuraisam said...

fuck shit.

now that I got that out of the way;

If you think I am racist, you are a fucking moron.
I guess i'd better tell all my arab friends that i'm not their friend anymore because some tard on the interweb said i'm racist!

8:26 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger hannibal said...

TF
i've got a Blogger's id and stuff, but have'nt got round to actually constructing and maintaining a blog. sort of blog commitment phobia i guess.. :)


i've just read this blog today after posting yesterday and it seems all hell has broken loose. balushi's decided he'll not only stop commenting, he's killed his own blog. ( thankfully!!!!!
it did make for painful reading did'nt it?)

11:34 AM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

Hot Lemon & Honey,

I’m afraid you’ve misunderstood. What I was saying, is Balushi was acting like the Ay-rab persona the uneducated insist ALL Arab men are, only fueling their fire and confirming their justification for general hate & racism.

Arab or not, the guy was a disgrace. And since he claims to be an Arab, called himself Balushi (an Arab/Iranian name) people are going to look at him and think his attitude was typical for Arab men, which I know very well, it is not.

You get it?

’Ok Tainted..what you didnt like about Balushi is the fact that he acted like men..’

(Can someone tell me how to use HTML tags, or at least tell me where I can get some information on it?)

First of all, who said I didn’t like him? Actually, I found him rather amusing, and I enjoy a mental challenge with logically challenged people, every now and then.

And in my books, Balushi didn’t act like a man. Implying that he did is a rather nasty generalization. If every man were like him, God save us all!

And Wow it became busy in here, huh, Hannibal?

12:11 PM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Balushi said...

HAHAHAHAHA! You haven;t seen the LAST OF ME!!!!

1:07 PM, March 20, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

Ok Balushi,

You're permitted to be here. But promise me you won't delete all your comments again...

It's really just misleading and aggravating to read a one-sided conversation.

Besides, where's the fun in picking apart your words when they're not around long enough to sink in?

2:09 PM, March 20, 2006  

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