Penis or no Penis, you’re still a bitch.

I could tell you all I’m a virgin, but it’d be a lie. I could tell you all I HATE SEX, but it’d also be a lie. And you’d be pretty stupid to believe either of those things.

I don’t have a penis and that’s the truth.

And since that’s the truth, before I move on to what this entry is supposed to be about, I’d like to take this opportunity to ask all those wonderful drug-companies, who think spam is a great marketing technique, to stop sending me discounted order information on Viagra or Penis Enlargement formulas. Appreciate it much.

Back to what I was saying; I don’t have a penis and I don’t really want one. Though, I have wondered what it would feel like to think with a blood filled vessel erected between my legs, rather than actual brain cells within my skull, that curiosity just isn’t enough to warrant a sex-change desire.

I’m female; all female. And I don’t hate sex.

I can look at a man and determine whether or not I think he is attractive, sexy, or even obtusely ugly, and base all future associations and interactions on that initial decision. I can decide whether or not I would be capable of sleeping with him almost immediately. I can determine which parts of his body turn me on, and which ones turn me off. I can determine that a particular man isn’t good for anything other than sex. I can hire a man for work, based solely on his looks. I can have 2 or 3 or 4 boyfriends in my life at one time. I can even attempt to get into a man’s pants using trickery, lies and deceit, if I so wanted to.

If I had a penis, these things would be perfectly acceptable, normal and even envied by some. My question now is what is it about this vulgar-looking, rather ugly growth between a man’s legs that makes the standards so opposing? What is it about a penis that makes this behavior from any person acceptable?

All of us, male or female have evil intentions or thoughts at one time or another. We’d like to beat someone, steal something, or lie. We’re only evil if we act on those intentions. Just the same, all of us, male or female, have sexual desire’s and needs, but we’re only a bitch when we act on those desires in inappropriate, shameful ways.

I don’t have a penis. I have natural human instincts and urges just like the next person, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to lie to you about them, with hopes you don’t classify me a bitch or whore. Because I can do these things, doesn’t mean I DO, do them. I respect myself. If you do act on these desires, male or female, YOU are the bitch.

A bitch is a bitch, penis or no penis.

**This is indirectly related to the whole ‘equal-sex’ discussion that seems to be taking place around here. If we’re going to talk about equality between the sexes at work, let’s talk about it on a more intimate level too. There’s no point having half a debate, is there?