Just for Ugly Camel, this is…
How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?
Opens the car door.
How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
White Out on the screen.
How do you know two blondes have been using a computer?
Writing on the White Out.
How do you know a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
M&M shells on the floor.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Spill a package of M & M’s and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
Or…
Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She finds one.
How does a blonde part her hair?
Spreads her legs.
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
She thought her Always had wings.
*Yawn. Boring. All said, all heard before...
I could go on & on with this… But Ugly Camel, as a blonde I have a little something extra to add… Just for you.
Why do they make so many blonde jokes?
So brunettes have something to do on a Friday night.
What’s the difference between a brunette & the trash?
The trash gets taken out at least once a week.
Why do they make blonde jokes so short?
So Ugly Camels, and other beings with penis’s can understand them.
What’s the difference between a man & and bag of shit?
The bag.
What do you call a piece of skin on the end of the penis?
The man.
This time, UC… I couldn’t resist.
Opens the car door.
How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
White Out on the screen.
How do you know two blondes have been using a computer?
Writing on the White Out.
How do you know a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
M&M shells on the floor.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Spill a package of M & M’s and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
Or…
Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She finds one.
How does a blonde part her hair?
Spreads her legs.
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
She thought her Always had wings.
*Yawn. Boring. All said, all heard before...
I could go on & on with this… But Ugly Camel, as a blonde I have a little something extra to add… Just for you.
So brunettes have something to do on a Friday night.
What’s the difference between a brunette & the trash?
The trash gets taken out at least once a week.
Why do they make blonde jokes so short?
So Ugly Camels, and other beings with penis’s can understand them.
What’s the difference between a man & and bag of shit?
The bag.
What do you call a piece of skin on the end of the penis?
The man.
This time, UC… I couldn’t resist.
posted by Tainted Female at
3:35 PM
13 Comments:
You're too kind, but I don't get the jokes, and I'm not blonde!
I forgot my favorite! Damn it!
Why do blondes have bruises on their belie buttons?
Blonde men are stupid too.
your highness..someone requested me to dare ask u this pertinent question..i'm quite fearful for my life..anyway..someone got to do it..for a blonde person...is the colour of hairs uniform thruout or different for certain parts of the body...armpits, eyebrows...and p.... hairs?:)
Was when I was younger... not so much now that I'm older.
And it depends on the degree of blonde I guess...
lol @ Hannibal...
you might be learning the wrong lessons.... here.
collars and cuffs should always me matching, but I wouldn't want a woman with a shaved head!
blond...
and very true.. too...
You crack me up =)
If that's you Leb... you're not fooling anyone...
lol
if it's not...
I'm the fool
I'm not trying to fool anyone :)
Yeah, I agree with the Nat Portman thing - I wonder whether it was the female equivalent of back, sac, crack though?
aha ,a very blonde post today
okkkk, this post has gone beyond my commenting ability :P
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