LOVE Online… ?

I understand that I’m in the Middle East and relationship courting is a little different here than say, back home in Canada. I’d assume, technology like internet and Bluetooth plays a larger part here. But there’s something I’ll never understand, and since I can’t quite put my finger on it, I’ll give you a visual of what I’m talking about:

If you send me an email like this:





I am going to reply like this:






How the hell does anyone (especially someone who claims to read my blog), expect any different from me?

Please note this person’s email address. I have blocked out a couple of ‘digits’ to insure he doesn’t get spammed by any of my devoted readers (talk about swelling my own head, huh). But I have to say, there is NOTHING appealing about the desperation shown in that address alone. There is nothing attractive in this boy’s approach. There is no sane woman that I know of, who could take this email seriously and actually feel compelled to respond to it in a favorable way. It stuns me to think this guy claims to have been though my archives (he did mention only to find a picture) and failed to realize I’m the bitch that I am who obviously has no interest in little boys and their childish courting attempts.

Sure, I appreciate the compliment on my writing. But honestly, how much does a compliment like that mean when the writer can’t differentiate ‘you’ from ‘u’?

Bottom line, boys and girls… You’re not going to get into my panties by sending me such crap. Instead I’ll laugh and probably tear you up in my blog for it. Perhaps this can be a forewarning for anyone else who thinks it might be a good idea to send something like this my way.

Someone please tell me how and why these types of people find me!?

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Edited to add:

And I thought that was it! But I was wrong! I opened my email, just moments after posting this, and look at what I found:



I almost feel bad. But I can’t help but think maybe this person will think twice before sending such rubbish to another woman.

What’s that? I lost another blog reader by doing this? Not a problem. I’m really starting to think I need to borrow Sam’s, IQ meter for the types of people I want reading my blog. Perhaps if this guy actually digested what I write in my blog, he’d NOT have thought to send such an email my way to begin with? Maybe, he’d know I’m the first to admit I’ve got more wrongs than your average person, at the top of my list is, I’m not a very nice person.