Fictitious Threesome

I’m gonna wrap up two earlier entries here; both of which I knew were incomplete, while you readers were in the dark about my deliciously super, secret, secrets!

I AM JUHA!!

First, the incomplete entries…

Shall we Clique?

Seks, Seks, Seks

Both these entries were written with a certain aspect of what’s going on in my personal life, in mind. Here’s the truth without the delicious rumors the UAE society loves to relish in; and bloggers around here were happily sketching when the first whiff of Sam & my off-line friendship started.

Samurai Sam and I are friends, off-line. I have been talking to him on the phone since before he entered the UAE. A while back, we learned we have a certain person in common. Actually, it’s a person I’ve blogged about in his entirety for being such an amazing aspect of my social life. Through that friend; whom I assure you, there could be no better friend on earth, Sam and I found one of our first similarities.

As soon as Bloggers around here got a hint that he and I might be building an off-line friendship, sewing circle lips with lying tongues started at it. Allow me to clarify a few things for those concerned and those who are not; as well.

I am a twenty-five year old woman with a three year old son and an ex-husband. I am currently in a long-term relationship with a man who is 26 years old, and may or may not be my fiancée; depending on how both he and I are feeling and the decisions we’re currently working on. I have no sexual desire and no intention to create a lustful, romantic relationship with Sam, what-so-ever.

Social Interaction requires intellect. The lack of that intellect in this country not only goes to create the artless social interaction & cliquish clusters as I mentioned in previous blogs, but also is the root of such pointless talk.

An untold lie is most usually kept quiet subconsciously, because you know what an idiot it will make you look, under your own paint.

Intellect, among a few other things, is what makes Sam and I such great friends. It just so happens, that Sam is someone I can relate to and who can relate to me. Sam is a person whose company I enjoy and whom I’m pretty such enjoys spending time with me. Sam has a face just like you and me, beyond his blog, and it’s one that I respect and understand.

If any of you want to fantasize that his and my relationship goes beyond that, by all means, do. But since you’ve got the truth here, coming from the source itself; you’d be a real idiot to fall for your own fiction or even share it with someone else.

And if you want to take it there anyway, you might as well throw MD into the plot too. MD is also an off-line friend of mine and of my sister-in-law, and I love this girl terribly. And don’t you stop with just this threesome; make your drama an award winner, throw Dengrous Boy in bed with me too; because he’s the one who is responsible for the new layout of my blog. And please, PLEASE, don’t forget to add the real romantic interest of my life to your story-line, since it looks like Sam and him will be ditching me tonight, to see a show.

In a normal community; friendship doesn’t have boundaries based on age, religion, sex, skin-color, nationality, financial status, or even (in Dengrous’ case) language abilities, or the likes of such superficial bull-shit. Friendship is based on trust, mutual understanding, acceptance, and the sheer joy of one another’s company.

Like the joy I experienced this morning since my wish to kidnap both Sam & MD came true; and both joined me in my office.

The UAE could be a ‘normal’ community, but so many of you seem to fight to keep it fake, I don’t see it happening any time soon; so I’ll keep living my fairytale with those who want to live it with me, and the rest of you can write your fantasies until your fingers swell and turn blue for all I care.