Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Tagged By Destitute Rebel

Make sure you’re really comfortable in your chair, got your coffee and cigarettes (if you’re a smoker) because this tag from Destitute Rebel is a long one.

Best, Worst, Last, First, Today, Tomorrow, Favorites, Currently, and True & False


BEST:
1. Male friend: Salem
2. Female friend: Zorana
3. Vacation: Serbia – though it was the hell on earth; the most depressing place in the world with the rudest, most inconsiderate people I’d ever met – I held my best friends hand while her baby was born on Feb. 12, 2005 making it the best vacation ever.

WORST:
1. Time of day: After a heavy lunch, when I feel lazy and unable to move.
2. Day of the week: Never really thought about it.
3. Color crayon: White. You can’t see it when you color.

LAST:
1. Person you talked to that goes/went to your school: Either Tareq or Emma. (I can’t remember which, I have a shitty memory when it comes to time.)
2. Talked to on the phone: My father’s business associate.
3. Text: The ex fiancée.
4. Person who Instant Messaged: BabyK? I think.

TODAY:
1. What are you doing now: Playing tag. Replying to emails. Drinking coffee. Smoking. Still waking up.
2. Wearing: Pajamas

TOMORROW:
1. Is: not here yet.
2. Got any plans: nope.
3. Goal: huh? A goal for the day? Does anyone do that?
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: it never comes when someone’s meant to follow through with something tomorrow.

FAVORITE:
1. Number: Don’t have one.
2. Song: Depends on my mood really.
3. Color: Also depends on my mood & what the color is to be applied to.

CURRENTLY:
1. Missing Someone: Yes. A few people actually.
2. Mood: Indecisive. I believe I’m in a number of moods all put together.
3. Wanting: Nothing that I can think of, but many things that are probably hiding under my sleepy thoughts.

TRUE/FALSE:
I am a cuddler: True.
I am a morning person: Depends really, again on my mood.
I am a perfectionist: Sometimes true, sometimes false.
I am an only child: False.
I am currently in my pajamas: True.
I am currently pregnant: False.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: True. (But that’s nothing new)
I am left handed: False.
I am addicted to Blogging: Define addicted.
I am online 24/7: False.
I am very shy around the opposite gender: False.
I can be paranoid at times: True.
I currently have a crush on someone: False.
I currently regret something that I have done: True. Lots of things.
I enjoy country music: False.
I enjoy smoothies: False.
I enjoy talking on the phone: True. But it depends on to whom!
I have a hard time paying attention at school/work: False.
I have a hidden talent: If it’s hidden, how do I know?
I have a lot to learn: True. Don’t we all?
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: False.

ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
Yes. A few people.
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper?
Me.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Many times. Nokia mobiles are the most resistant when it comes to getting smashed up. Knives are hard to aim. And food just makes a big mess.
4. Ever had something thrown at you?
Yup. Hot coffee will burn your face, but will not stop you from throwing something back.
5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream?
Depends on the situation, really. I suppose I don’t prefer either. I’d rather not get mad at all.


EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party for you?
Not that I remember. I could be wrong though, my memory sucks.
2. Are you easily excited?
No.
3. What are you most excited about?
Friend’s accomplishments.
4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?
How much tax will the Canadian government try to take?
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
A degree.

SELF-DISCOVERY
1. Name:
I prefer ‘Tainted’ around here.
2. Where were you born?
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
3. What’s your main goal in life?
Contentment.
4. How do you want to die?
Forgiven

OPINIONS
1. Sex before marriage?
In a perfect world, with perfect people, it wouldn’t happen.
2. Gay Marriage?
No.
3. Lower the Drinking age?
No.
4. Recycling?
Yes.

DREAMS
1. What was your latest dream?
Being Haunted
2. Have any of your dreams come true?
Many of them.
3. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
Most of my dreams are pretty realistic. I don’t think I’ve ever had one that I’d consider ‘weird’, but then you’d have to define weird.

1. Straight, Gay, Bi?
For me? Strait. For you? Doesn’t make a difference to me.
2. Do you have a bf/gf?
Nope.
3. Do you have a crush?
Nope.

How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
One
What color shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing a shirt.
Name one thing that you do everyday?
Breathe
What color are your walls?
Bluish/Grey
How much cash do you have on you right now?
None. My wallet’s in the other room.
I can’t wait till…?
I’m done answering these questions.
When was the last time you saw your dad?
11 or 12 years ago.
What did you have for dinner last night?
Cucumbers, Carrots, Beetroots, & Mushrooms with Ranch dip.
What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
My mother’s cat t-shirt, to sleep in.
What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
Blogspot. Gmail.
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My heart.

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Have you ever failed a class?
No.
2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd?
Probably as a child, or while intoxicated.
3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days?
I’ve been camping, have you?
4. Have you ever slept with a night light?
No. But I’ve slept with the bedroom door open and the bathroom light peeking in.
5. Have you ever danced in the rain?
Who hasn’t?
6. Have you ever lied?
If I said ‘No’ wouldn’t that make me the biggest liar of us all?
7. Have you ever had contacts?
No.
8. Have you ever tripped over something stupid?
Not that I remember.

PICK ONE:
1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab: Pakora, because I don’t know what it is.
2. Bollywood, Lollywood, Hollywood: Lollywood, because I love the way it sounds.
3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage: Arranged marriage. It’s easier.
4. Honeymoon, no moon: I am the moon.
5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+: The one I have is enough, thanks.
6. Kulfi, Ice cream: Kulfi, because I don’t know what it is, but I’m sure it’s better than Ice Cream.
7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom: Shah Bloom
8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower: I’ll sell you them both for a good price.
9. Lahore, Khi, Islmbad: Khi, because I’ve never heard of it.

Thank God! That’s finally done! How many of you actually read through it? For the sake of shits and giggles, I’m going to tag a few people. Some I’m sure will play with me, some I’m sure will not, and others I’m just not sure about at all:

Tagged:
I’m sure will play with me (please don’t make me a liar and play, kay guys?):
Herlock Sholmes
Taunted
Abu Dhabi Events

People I’m not sure whether they’ll play or not:
Harsha
Black Feline
Extinct Dodo

People I’m pretty sure won’t play (but would like to tag anyway):
Samurai Sam
MD

You all have fun now…

11 Comments:

Blogger Taunted said...

Hmmm, OK

Best, Worst, Last, First, Today, Tomorrow, Favorites, Currently, and True & False


BEST:
1. Male friend: Shaun
2. Female friend: Too many
3. Vacation: (I call it HOLIDAY) Merida in Mexico, and the Mayan ruins.

WORST:
1. Time of day: Closing Time.
2. Day of the week: First working day.
3. Color crayon: Yellow.

LAST:
1. Person you talked to that goes/went to your school: Andy F (He’s a porn film producer in LA)
2. Talked to on the phone: My bank
3. Text: Dubai 92.
4. Person who Instant Messaged: Don’t do it.

TODAY:
1. What are you doing now: Working – yeah right.
2. Wearing: Cerutti

TOMORROW:
1. Is: Going to be fun.
2. Got any plans: usual.
3. Goal: Not to get beaten up
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: If I get beaten up

FAVORITE:
1. Number: 1.
2. Song: Somewhere in my heart by Aztec Camera – but that might change in a heartbeat..
3. Color: Yellow.

CURRENTLY:
1. Missing Someone: No.
2. Mood: Yep, that sounds like me.
3. Wanting: A cool beer.

TRUE/FALSE:
I am a cuddler: Depends on who or what is the subject, OK then, yes
I am a morning person: Yes.
I am a perfectionist: Yes.
I am an only child: Don’t know
I am currently in my pajamas: What are they?
I am currently pregnant: Yes.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: No
I am left handed: No
I am addicted to Blogging: No
I am online 24/7: No.
I am very shy around the opposite gender: Can be.
I can be paranoid at times: No.
I currently have a crush on someone: Yes.
I currently regret something that I have done: No, you can’t change the past.
I enjoy country music: Don’t be silly.
I enjoy smoothies: Yep, I much prefer Brazilians.
I enjoy talking on the phone: No
I have a hard time paying attention at school/work: Yes.
I have a hidden talent: I can breath through my ears
I have a lot to learn: No, I know it all
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: No.

ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone? Myself
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? Me.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Snowballs.
4. Ever had something thrown at you? Many, many things.
5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream? I shout, let the feelings out!



EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party for you?
I don’t like surprises, I want to be in control
2. Are you easily excited?
Yes.
3. What are you most excited about?
Knowing that I’m about to make someone very, very happy.
4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?
Taxi!
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
See 4 above.

SELF-DISCOVERY
1. Name:
Handsome
2. Where were you born?
UK, Darlington
3. What’s your main goal in life?
To survive to be a grandfather
4. How do you want to die?
Heroically (I’m taking the piss now)

OPINIONS
1. Sex before marriage?
Of course, how would you know whether you were compatible?
2. Gay Marriage?
Yes.
3. Lower the Drinking age?
No point.
4. Recycling?
No.

DREAMS
1. What was your latest dream?
Being arrested
2. Have any of your dreams come true?
I hope that one doesn’t. Again
3. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
That I could jump down a flight of stairs (15 steps)
1. Straight, Gay, Bi?
Whatever
2. Do you have a bf/gf?
No – do wives count?
3. Do you have a crush?
Well Carmen Electra’s just dumped her hubby….

How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
One
What color shirt are you wearing?
Blue and Orange.
Name one thing that you do everyday?
Swear
What color are your walls?
White, with lots of hangings on
How much cash do you have on you right now?
$300, AED 1450 or so
I can’t wait till…?
I’m free
When was the last time you saw your dad?
10 months ago – and probably never again
What did you have for dinner last night?
Pizza (delivered of course).
What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A t shirt
What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
Blogspot and work.
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Does shaking count?

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Have you ever failed a class?
Of course
2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd?
Yep, school play
3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days?
Not that I can recall, so probably yes!
4. Have you ever slept with a night light?
No
5. Have you ever danced in the rain?
I can’t dance, I’ve fallen over though, does that count?
6. Have you ever lied?
Have I ever not lied
7. Have you ever had contacts?
By contacts, what do you mean? In my eyes no, found in a mag, yes!.
8. Have you ever tripped over something stupid?
My tongue

PICK ONE:
1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab: Kebab
2. Bollywood, Lollywood, Hollywood: Hollywood – although if you said Dollywood…
3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage: Love, why marry for anything else
4. Honeymoon, no moon: Honeymoon
5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+: 2.
6. Kulfi, Ice cream: Haagen Daaz
7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom: Who?
8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower: I hate the French and I have no idea about the other.
9. Lahore, Khi, Islmbad: Pass

Grief that was tedious, thanks Tainted!!.

1:04 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

Good boy. Now copy & paste it all in YOUR BLOG! Then tag someone else.

God. Haven't you ever played tag before?

1:06 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger adevents said...

ok i did tainted go and read it there , but i cant make my post apper left to right i dont know why the right to left and left to right button are not showing anyhow enjoy it

2:15 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger Harsha said...

done

3:34 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger black feline said...

your highness..thank u for the invitation...i have to decline after consultation with my press secretary...we agreed unanimously that it's not advisable for my personification...curiosity kills a cat..so im staying put!

6:26 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger Destitute Rebel said...

Pakora, is a snack fried oily Yum Yum.

Kulfi, in fact is a sort of ice cream, whole milk, very creamy full of condensed milk and pistacio

And how could you not have heard of Karachi.

11:20 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger MASS said...

do i get a tag too
fo free?

4:19 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

AD,

Raw camel. I would never eat it!

Harsha,

I actually saw it last night but wasn’t able to comment. I’m thinking the work on those underwater lines by Etisalat was causing the problem. I’ll head back there soon and share my thoughts. Actually, there’s a very important question your answers inspired. ;)

Black Feline,

Well don’t you just suck? You couldn’t make everything up for my entertainment? Bad kitty!

DR… LOL! I know what Karachi is. Just didn’t know that khi is short for it!

Q8tibloger,

You can take the kitties tag, since she sucks so bad. Go on and let me know once it’s done. Lol.

8:16 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Lizza said...

4. Ever had something thrown at you?
Yup. Hot coffee will burn your face, but will not stop you from throwing something back.


Someone threw hot coffee at your face??? My gawd. What did you throw back?

2:13 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

LOL @ Lizza. Yes, actually. My step father threw a hot cup of coffee at me at the dinner table years back. But it was only after I threw ice water at him. I believe I tossed my entire plate, just missing his head before taking off to clean myself up.

6:23 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

i complied :P

9:12 PM, July 20, 2006  

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